"With boobs like mine, all sweaters are tight!"

Sometimes we wish we had a machine that could read minds so we could listen to the thoughts of women when they see Ashley's J-cups. Just imagine what they're thinking.

"I was the biggest-breasted girl in school," says Ashley, saying exactly what we expected to hear. "I've got two younger sisters. My middle sister has big breasts, too. My youngest sister doesn't, at least not yet! I was never teased in school because we had to cover them up and hide them. I would get in trouble if I didn't. So no one saw them. I didn't play a lot of sports in school. It's a bit hard to run with boobs like this."

"I tend to wear comfy clothes when I'm home. But I also like to walk around naked most of the time when I don't have to get dressed. If I go out dancing, I tend to glam it up. Corsets, short skirts, big heels, big hair, that sort of thing."

Tight sweaters, too?

"Of course," she said. "But with boobs like mine, all sweaters are tight!"